“I’m not concerned about what I dreamt so much that there are now two beds in my room and that you’re in one of them. So we can worry about that metaphysical stuff later.”
DM: Deckard is caught on a rock, but face down and unconscious in the river. What do you do?
Chris: How long does meditative sleep last?
DM: …Four hours….You plan on sleeping while your friend is drowning?
Barnabus: Who are you?
Miles: I’m well.
Barnabus: That’s magnificent
"If you put them on, they will kill you"
"Midget! Come here!"
"What're you going to do? Throw him?"
"No, he is"
"...you're going to treat the elf like a fishing lure..."
"..um..just so you know...I'm still asleep"
"Carpet is forever"
"...cause I fell and everyone saw my...personality"
"He's a Mexican Hopping Gnome"
"I have a feeling we should leave now?"
"Why?"
"Because he wants to kill me and she wants to have my kids"
"What happened to your friends?"
"They're idiots."
“Two Tumb Up”
“You like miso, I like miso, I make miso”
“10 points for duh”
“oh, you suck.”
“oh, you suck big time”
DM: After three days of traveling you happen upon a camp. In the center of the camp s a dragon skewered on a barren tree
Mike: Oh we don’t need to be afraid of that dragon
Chrys: It’s not the dragon we need to be afraid of, it’s what skewered it…I’m going around…
DM: You’re telling me that’s a shard of the talisman of champions?
Mike: It is a shard….of love…
DM: “Come in, come in” You notice the room seemed to get a slightly bigger and there are now chairs. “Have a seat”
Chrys: I sit down
DM: Roll chair
Chrys: *rolls* 16
DM: You sit in the chair, but awkwardly…
“Mine”
DM: "who are you?"
Chrys: "I'm his fiancee"
Don: "What?!" *To his father* "She's not my fiancee"
Chrys: "I'M NOT?!"
“This guy doesn’t like you”
DM: You have to slur your speech for the next five minutes
Anthony: *slurred speech*
DM: You don’t have to keep the slur when talking to me out of character…
“One copper…and your life”
“He’s on fire, he’s on fire, he’s on fire….”
“Who threw the ninja into the bug zapper”
“That’s not rape, its surprise sex”
“Where’s my whore”
DM: Two ogres are lumbering toward you, each carrying the trunk of a tree as a club
Anthony: Tree trunk? Ooh, I can climb it
DM: …
DM: Would you really want to put your party member at that much of a risk
Mike: Roll Willpower
“So take the chicken & beat the fox with the corn”
“…does corn start with a K?”
DM: You’re healed, but you are green
Mike: We’ll take it, let’s go
