The Book of Genesis
Chapter 1
1In the beginning, there was nothing. Then the Lord DM rolled a crit. 2 From this amazing roll, the universe was created. When The Lord chose which planet we would be spending our lives on, He rolled a 10 and thus had to reroll, putting us on the Third Rock out. 3 Owing to the fact that the Lord DM liked how his rolls were turning, he continued to create the water, trees, and animals. 4 Human was created last as a sort of added project. Originally asexual, The Lord DM rolled and then decreed that it would be much more interesting as a group of two instead. 5 That was His word.
