The Book of Honored Rudolph
Chapter 9
1And the high elf said to him, "Go forth, for there is evil coming. We shall speed you on your way." 2And in his haste to obey, he jumped off the ninety foot tree and had forgotten which bag his Potion of Levitation had been in. 3Deciding quickly, he mistakenly drank his Potion of Fire Immunity which indeed did nothing to help him. Luckily, the Lord DM took mercy on his poor soldier and allowed him to fall into a great pile of mud. 4And so it was...
